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Get It Off Your Chest

• ISSUE 1: Why do we still pay weathermen? It is the one job where you can be inaccurate all the time and still get paid. Discuss other overpaid pricks.
• ISSUE 2: Seriously — what’s the point of a “life sentence” to jail? If they really mean it, wouldn’t it be ‘cruel and unusual’ punishment to force someone to live in encarceration that long? Wouldn’t it actually be more humane to euthanize them? And if they don’t really mean it, why not just stop being a pussy and name the number of years?
• ISSUE 3: Berto suggests we reminisce about the Awful Show Family — the ones we remember that are no longer with us; the ones that are still around; perhaps how disturbing it is to think that we could have been with some through some very formative years of their lives.
• ISSUE 4: We found out this week that Killa Wilba’s brother Porch has been diagnosed with MS. So, should we assume Keyz wants to date him now?

Current Affairs

• DISCUSSION 1: [submitted by Handy Andy] Traffic halted as hackers replace roadside video adverts with porn
• DISCUSSION 2: Man torches car battling frost
• DISCUSSION 3: Car Crash Injury Leaves Woman Constantly Craving Sex

Music in this episode…

• Laundromat of Sin by Worm Quartet
• This and That by Muck Sticky
• Soupy George by 7 Seconds Of Love
• Deadlight by Lucid

INTERVIEW: David from Encline Designs

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Get It Off Your Chest

• ISSUE 1: (from a Facebook discussion) “I just overheard someone say “Babies make life special”. That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! If you life isn’t already special without resorting to procreation, then you are just fucking pathetic and you need to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. It’s that type of mentality that leads to overpopulation.”
• ISSUE 2: Is the ‘courtesy flush’ really necessary, or even effective?
• ISSUE 3: Show Ho ‘Joesgrrrl’ has an app on her phone (http://foursquare.com/) that tweets her location, treating it as a game — I assume — to see how much of the map you can cover. Is this begging to be used by rapists as a victim-tracker? Wanna take bets on how long it will be before the first news story involving a criminal caught because he has this and leaves it on after robbing some joint?
• ISSUE 4: WTF?!! iPad!?!? F’ you Apple!
• ISSUE 5: Why are there holes in doughnuts & bagels? Wouldn’t they be just as good – plus there would be more material per donut/bagel if there was no hole. What’s up?
• ISSUE 6: NERRAUX – As I age, I’m starting to understand why older people get really irritated if their meals get fucked up at a restaurant. The older you get, the less you can eat without gaining weight. If you can only eat one piece of cake per month and the piece you choose sucks, you have to wait a whole other month.

Current Affairs

• DISCUSSION 1: McDonald’s Loses Dutch Cheese Slice Case – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/mcdonalds-loses-dutch-che_n_437482.html
• DISCUSSION 2: SUBMITTED BY Supernova187 – Court overturns Ohio teen’s 90-year driving ban – http://www.wkyc.com/news/watercooler/watercooler_article.aspx?storyid=129651&catid=91
• DISCUSSION 3: Internet Access in Space – http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100122/ap_on_hi_te/us_space_station_internet

Music in this episode

• The Big Cheese by Ham-STAR (ft. Johnny Z)
• Hookin’ for Drugs by Moneyshot Cosmonauts (ft. The Seamonkeys!)
• Larceny by Death Valley Pornstar
• The Surface of Hell by The Bloodshot Gamblers

GAME – 6ixty-9ine – “WWKD? (What Would Keyz-us Do?)”

INTERVIEW: Jimi (Guitar) & Jezebel (Vocals) from Death Valley Pornstar

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Good evening, and may the Void bless you this day. This episode is all about Dark Avengers #13 and the revelations there with the Sentry and the Void. It’s comiciriffic and full of BS nerdy speculation and crap. Good times.

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Get It Off Your Chest

• ISSUE 1: WTF Do People ( co-workers)  have to start discussions with you about work related items  BEFORE you are even on the fucking clock?
• ISSUE 2: Have you ever had a messy roomate? Ever been the messy roomate?
• ISSUE 3: Have you run into mothers/parents with a sense that their kids mean the standard rules do not apply to them? http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/entitlement.shtml
• ISSUE 4: Is sex addiction the most B.S. claim of all time? Have we talked about this?
• QUICK POLL: TAKEN FROM A SPAM EMAIL: Who would you want to protect you in a Post-Apocalyptic world? Charlton Heston (Planet of the Apes, Omega Man) | Denzel Washington (Book of Eli) | Kevin Costner (Waterworld, The Postman) | Mel Gibson (Mad Max series) | Will Smith (I Am Legend). Who would be better?

Current Affairs

• DISCUSSION 1: German teens hospitalized after chili sauce dare
• DISCUSSION 2: U.S. Hit Haiti with Earthquake Weapon
• DISCUSSION 3: Booze for boobs’ promotion causes a stir
• DISCUSSION 4: Farmville-Addicted Mother on Dr. Phil

Music in this episode

• Go With the Flow by The Ranger (ft. Kabuto The Python and Fatty Goodness)
• Cool Dreamz by Rappy Mcrapperson
• Shots and Pills by Rude City Riot
• Long Way Down by Futures in Black and White

INTERVIEW: Dustin from Rude City Riot

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