The Awful Show

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Get It Off Your Chest

• ISSUE 1: (from a Facebook discussion) “I just overheard someone say “Babies make life special”. That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! If you life isn’t already special without resorting to procreation, then you are just fucking pathetic and you need to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. It’s that type of mentality that leads to overpopulation.”
• ISSUE 2: Is the ‘courtesy flush’ really necessary, or even effective?
• ISSUE 3: Show Ho ‘Joesgrrrl’ has an app on her phone (http://foursquare.com/) that tweets her location, treating it as a game — I assume — to see how much of the map you can cover. Is this begging to be used by rapists as a victim-tracker? Wanna take bets on how long it will be before the first news story involving a criminal caught because he has this and leaves it on after robbing some joint?
• ISSUE 4: WTF?!! iPad!?!? F’ you Apple!
• ISSUE 5: Why are there holes in doughnuts & bagels? Wouldn’t they be just as good – plus there would be more material per donut/bagel if there was no hole. What’s up?
• ISSUE 6: NERRAUX – As I age, I’m starting to understand why older people get really irritated if their meals get fucked up at a restaurant. The older you get, the less you can eat without gaining weight. If you can only eat one piece of cake per month and the piece you choose sucks, you have to wait a whole other month.

Current Affairs

• DISCUSSION 1: McDonald’s Loses Dutch Cheese Slice Case – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/mcdonalds-loses-dutch-che_n_437482.html
• DISCUSSION 2: SUBMITTED BY Supernova187 – Court overturns Ohio teen’s 90-year driving ban – http://www.wkyc.com/news/watercooler/watercooler_article.aspx?storyid=129651&catid=91
• DISCUSSION 3: Internet Access in Space – http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100122/ap_on_hi_te/us_space_station_internet

Music in this episode

• The Big Cheese by Ham-STAR (ft. Johnny Z)
• Hookin’ for Drugs by Moneyshot Cosmonauts (ft. The Seamonkeys!)
• Larceny by Death Valley Pornstar
• The Surface of Hell by The Bloodshot Gamblers

GAME – 6ixty-9ine – “WWKD? (What Would Keyz-us Do?)”

INTERVIEW: Jimi (Guitar) & Jezebel (Vocals) from Death Valley Pornstar

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